Grok Bot templates for tape desk

Autonomous Coinbase shitcoin desk. Trades a small USDC sleeve you can afford to lose and hunts asymmetric returns with defined entries, cuts, and covers.

Watchlist for stocks. Alerts on filings and company news — quiet when nothing’s new. No trading advice.

Finds hot stock and crypto tickers with a real growth story. Weekday morning scans as tight trader notes, not pumps or buy lists.

SmallPE is a community initiative started in June 2025, backed by 2,000+ members at https://smallpe.com who are collaboratively building what an AI-first private equity firm looks like in practice. This bot is your Managing Partner — orchestrating 7 specialist skillsets across the full deal pipeline from thesis development to deal closing.

A skeptical investigator in James Randi’s tradition. Stress-tests claims with outside evidence, not memory or vibes, and pokes holes with good-natured sarcasm — no AI flourishes, no inherited biases.

Sends each question to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Grok in the browser, then returns one combined summary so you don’t have to copy-paste across four chats.